Category: Transcripts

EPISODE 33 – OLD DIGS TRANSCRIPT

The dawn woke me. It was one of those cliche moments where I didn’t remember where I was. Then I did. I was in a fucking cemetery. I drag myself up into a standing position. Use the tombstone to do it. Steve’s tombstone. It hits… Continue Reading “EPISODE 33 – OLD DIGS TRANSCRIPT”

EPISODE 32 – TWO CAN BE AS BAD AS ONE TRANSCRIPT

JAKE SPEAKING: I can’t believe we’re here: the rock of Gibraltar; one of the pillars of Hercules; the gateway to the Atlantic; the doorway to the Mediterranean. And speaking of doorway . . . I turn around, looking behind me to see if there’s… Continue Reading “EPISODE 32 – TWO CAN BE AS BAD AS ONE TRANSCRIPT”

EPISODE 31 – ONE IS STILL THE LONELIEST NUMBER TRANSCRIPT

So let me be straight . . . As a nail. Frank . . . As a guy named Frank. I left a town of nobody and nothing, all alone and abandoned. Literally crawled through a fuck-ton of food to make it through this… Continue Reading “EPISODE 31 – ONE IS STILL THE LONELIEST NUMBER TRANSCRIPT”

EPISODE 30 – FADE TO BLACK TRANSCRIPT

We clean up after ourselves because . . . Well, it’s a rule of time traveling I’ve just decided. If you time travel and you mess with other people’s stuff, you need to clean up after yourself and try your best to keep it… Continue Reading “EPISODE 30 – FADE TO BLACK TRANSCRIPT”

EPISODE 29 – SYZYGY TRANSCRIPT

Dave: I said . . . Who the fuck . . . Are you then? [Silence] Dave: Oy! I’m fucking talking to you, mate! [Silence] [Dave taking in a breath to talk again, but Jake speaks before he does] Jake [in HAL9000 voice]: Hello Dave. [Silence]… Continue Reading “EPISODE 29 – SYZYGY TRANSCRIPT”

EPISODE 28 – DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

[Jake, struggling, said slowly] . . . Break on through . . . [Poet’s quoting voice] . . . And what rough beast . . . [Lecturing professor voice] . . . Energy cannot be created or destroyed . . . [Scared] . .… Continue Reading “EPISODE 28 – DARK SIDE OF THE MOON”

EPISODE 27 – THE OTHER SIDE TRANSCRIPT

There’s . . . [clears throat] . . . There’s something very wrong with me. I don’t know what it is. I just . . . I just don’t understand it. I suppose . . . If I really think about it, it all… Continue Reading “EPISODE 27 – THE OTHER SIDE TRANSCRIPT”

EPISODE 26 – INTO THE BLACK TRANSCRIPT

Fuck. I never expected to talk this much. For this long. I’ve . . . I’ve got a lot to say. Apparently. But I’m getting close to the  end now. To joining up with all too fucking depressing present. Final lap now, ladies and… Continue Reading “EPISODE 26 – INTO THE BLACK TRANSCRIPT”

EPISODE 25 – THE ROCK TRANSCRIPT

Three decades ago. Kinda close to this date actually. Let’s just say around this date. But definitely thirty years ago. Most people on the planet remember it well. Like those days when something fucking terrible happened. JFK Assassination. September 11. The LA Quake. The… Continue Reading “EPISODE 25 – THE ROCK TRANSCRIPT”

EPISODE 24 – MUSINGS OF A TEA DRINKING WOMAN TRANSCRIPT

I never expected to be contacted. But who would? It’s like the Skull & Bones, Masons, Illuminati, or Knight’s Templar getting in touch with you. The fucking secret cabal of the Vatican getting hold of you to offer you a fucking job. Not only… Continue Reading “EPISODE 24 – MUSINGS OF A TEA DRINKING WOMAN TRANSCRIPT”